Wow... An Entire Day All About You. Happy Birthday You Selfish Asshole. 7x5 Greeting Card

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Wow... An Entire Day All About You. Happy Birthday You Selfish Asshole.

7x5 Greeting Card

Introducing our outrageously hilarious collection of 7x5 greeting cards that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. These cards are not for the faint of heart, as they embrace a daring combination of funny, rude, and offensive humor. Uniquely designed, you won't find these bold cards in any box chain store. We take pride in our USA-based design and production, ensuring top-notch quality and creativity in every card.

Each card comes complete with a self-sealing envelope for convenient mailing and is elegantly packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve, adding an extra touch of style. Our tagline says it all: "Ridiculously funny cards for incredibly cool people." Whether it's a birthday, holiday, special occasion, or simply a spontaneous gesture, these cards are perfect for those with a wicked sense of humor.

The inside of each card is intentionally left blank, providing you with the freedom to customize and personalize your message. Add your special touch, whether it's a heartfelt sentiment or a witty punchline, and make the recipient's day unforgettable. Get ready to spread laughter, surprise, and a dash of irreverence with our one-of-a-kind 7x5 greeting cards.

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