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GET BETTER SOON.  I Know You're Not Sick, I Just Think You Can Be Better.  7x5 Greeting Card
GET BETTER SOON. I Know You're Not Sick, I Just Think You Can Be Better. 7x5 Greeting Card
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The World Is Not Filled With Assholes But They Are Strategically Placed So That You Run Across One Every Day.  Every.  Fucking.  Day.  7x5 Greeting Card
The World Is Not Filled With Assholes But They Are Strategically Placed So That You Run Across One Every Day. Every. Fucking. Day. 7x5 Greeting Card
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That's Some Next Level Shit...  Congrats!  7x5 Greeting Card
That's Some Next Level Shit... Congrats! 7x5 Greeting Card
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FUCKING QUITTER.  I Mean, Happy Retirement.  7x5 Greeting Card
FUCKING QUITTER. I Mean, Happy Retirement. 7x5 Greeting Card
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I Really Don't Think You Get Enough Credit For Doing Your Job Sober.  7x5 Greeting Card
I Really Don't Think You Get Enough Credit For Doing Your Job Sober. 7x5 Greeting Card
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I Love Fucking You.  I Mean...  I Fucking Love You.  7x5 Greeting Card
I Love Fucking You. I Mean... I Fucking Love You. 7x5 Greeting Card
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You Make This World A Significantly Less Shitty Place.  7x5 Greeting Card
You Make This World A Significantly Less Shitty Place. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Your Continued Success Is Starting To Get Annoying.  Congratulations Anyways.  7x5 Greeting Card
Your Continued Success Is Starting To Get Annoying. Congratulations Anyways. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Fucking Finally...  I Mean...  Congratulations!  7x5 Greeting Card
Fucking Finally... I Mean... Congratulations! 7x5 Greeting Card
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Shit Just Got Real.  7x5 Graduation Greeting Card
Shit Just Got Real. 7x5 Graduation Greeting Card
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Boom!  -Mic Drop.  7x5 Greeting Card
Boom! -Mic Drop. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Way To Go Asshole.  7x5 Greeting Card
Way To Go Asshole. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Hope Your New Neighbors Aren't Assholes...  Congrats!  7x5 Greeting Card
Hope Your New Neighbors Aren't Assholes... Congrats! 7x5 Greeting Card
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Congrats On The New Digs.  Hope Your Neighbors Aren't Twats.  7x5 Greeting Card
Congrats On The New Digs. Hope Your Neighbors Aren't Twats. 7x5 Greeting Card
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You Are Awesome Sauce With A Dash Of Kick Ass.  7x5 Greeting Card
You Are Awesome Sauce With A Dash Of Kick Ass. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Shop funny greeting cards featuring sarcastic humor, rude jokes, adult humor, wine humor, friendship jokes, birthday laughs, and outrageous designs you won't find in big box stores. Proudly designed and made in the USA, our cards are perfect for people who appreciate edgy humor, inappropriate jokes, and saying exactly what everyone else is thinking. Each card includes a self-sealing envelope, comes packaged in a protective sleeve, and is left blank inside so you can add your own personal message. Whether you're shopping for birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, retirements, friendships, or just because, our funny greeting cards are guaranteed to get a reaction.

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I Hate It When People Say You Don't Need Alcohol To Have Fun...  Well, You Don't Need Running Shoes To Run But It Fucking Helps... 7x5 Greeting Card
I Hate It When People Say You Don't Need Alcohol To Have Fun... Well, You Don't Need Running Shoes To Run But It Fucking Helps... 7x5 Greeting Card
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Am I Perfect?  No.  But Am I Striving To Be A Better Person Every Day?  Also No.  7x5 Greeting Card
Am I Perfect? No. But Am I Striving To Be A Better Person Every Day? Also No. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Another Birthday Another Ball Sack Wrinkle.  7x5 Greeting Card
Another Birthday Another Ball Sack Wrinkle. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Another Year Older.  Still A Little Bitch.  7x5 Greeting Card
Another Year Older. Still A Little Bitch. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Don't Let Another Birthday Get You Down.  I Mean, Let's Be Real...  At Your Age, Who The Hell Knows If You'll Get Back Up.  7x5 Greeting Card
Don't Let Another Birthday Get You Down. I Mean, Let's Be Real... At Your Age, Who The Hell Knows If You'll Get Back Up. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Fuck, You're Old.  Happy Birthday Anyways...  7x5 Greeting Card
Fuck, You're Old. Happy Birthday Anyways... 7x5 Greeting Card
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Happy 29th Birthday!  From Your 110 lb Friend.  7x5 Greeting Card
Happy 29th Birthday! From Your 110 lb Friend. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Cunty Mcfucknuggets!  7x5 Greeting Card
Happy Birthday Cunty Mcfucknuggets! 7x5 Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday!  You Fucking Fossil.  7x5 Greeting Card
Happy Birthday! You Fucking Fossil. 7x5 Greeting Card
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I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Butt.  7x5 Greeting Card
I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Butt. 7x5 Greeting Card
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I Know How Much You Hate Birthdays.  At Least You Don't Have Many Left...  7x5 Greeting Card
I Know How Much You Hate Birthdays. At Least You Don't Have Many Left... 7x5 Greeting Card
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I Love You Like A Back-Alley Hooker Loves Crack.  7x5 Greeting Card
I Love You Like A Back-Alley Hooker Loves Crack. 7x5 Greeting Card
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I Love Fucking You.  I Mean...  I Fucking Love You.  7x5 Greeting Card
I Love Fucking You. I Mean... I Fucking Love You. 7x5 Greeting Card
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I Would Have Given You A Funny Card But At Your Age There's A Good Chance You'd Piss Yourself.  7x5 Greeting Card
I Would Have Given You A Funny Card But At Your Age There's A Good Chance You'd Piss Yourself. 7x5 Greeting Card
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I Typed "Bitch" Into My GPS and Guess What? I'm In Your Driveway. 7x5 Greeting Card
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I'm Glad Your Mom Didn't Have A Headache That Night.  Happy Birthday.  7x5 Greeting Card
I'm Glad Your Mom Didn't Have A Headache That Night. Happy Birthday. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Looking for unique greeting cards that stand out from the boring cards at chain stores? Our collection includes funny birthday cards, sarcastic greeting cards, rude cards, offensive cards, friendship cards, wine-themed cards, adult humor cards, and laugh-out-loud designs for every occasion. Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, spouses, and anyone who appreciates humor with a little attitude. If you're tired of generic greeting cards, you've found the right place. These funny cards are designed to be memorable, unexpected, and impossible to forget.

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