You Drink Too Much, Swear Too Much And Have Questionable Morals. You're Everything I've Ever Wanted In A Friend And More. 7x5 Greeting Car

You Drink Too Much, Swear Too Much And Have Questionable Morals. You're Everything I've Ever Wanted In A Friend And More. 7x5 Greeting Card

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You Drink Too Much, Swear Too Much And Have Questionable Morals. You're Everything I've Ever Wanted In A Friend And More.

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