The World Is Not Filled With Assholes But They Are Strategically Placed So That You Run Across One Every Day. Every. Fucking. Day. 7x5 G

The World Is Not Filled With Assholes But They Are Strategically Placed So That You Run Across One Every Day. Every. Fucking. Day. 7x5 Greeting Card

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The World Is Not Filled With Assholes But They Are Strategically Placed So That You Run Across One Every Day. Every. Fucking. Day.

7x5 Greeting Card

Introducing our outrageously hilarious collection of 7x5 greeting cards that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. These cards are not for the faint of heart, as they embrace a daring combination of funny, rude, and offensive humor. Uniquely designed, you won't find these bold cards in any box chain store. We take pride in our USA-based design and production, ensuring top-notch quality and creativity in every card.

Each card comes complete with a self-sealing envelope for convenient mailing and is elegantly packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve, adding an extra touch of style. Our tagline says it all: "Ridiculously funny cards for incredibly cool people." Whether it's a birthday, holiday, special occasion, or simply a spontaneous gesture, these cards are perfect for those with a wicked sense of humor.

The inside of each card is intentionally left blank, providing you with the freedom to customize and personalize your message. Add your special touch, whether it's a heartfelt sentiment or a witty punchline, and make the recipient's day unforgettable. Get ready to spread laughter, surprise, and a dash of irreverence with our one-of-a-kind 7x5 greeting cards.

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