The Key To Happiness In Life Is Low Expectations. Lower. Nope. Even Lower. There You Go. 7x5 Greeting Card

Write a Review

On sale: ~~$6.75~~ $5.00

Retail Price:$6.75

You Save:$1.75(26%)

Questions about this item? Be the first to ask here.

Part Number: GC-1078

Availability: In Stock.

Quantity

Description

The Key To Happiness In Life Is Low Expectations. Lower. Nope. Even Lower. There You Go.

7x5 Greeting Card

Introducing our outrageously hilarious collection of 7x5 greeting cards that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. These cards are not for the faint of heart, as they embrace a daring combination of funny, rude, and offensive humor. Uniquely designed, you won't find these bold cards in any box chain store. We take pride in our USA-based design and production, ensuring top-notch quality and creativity in every card.

Each card comes complete with a self-sealing envelope for convenient mailing and is elegantly packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve, adding an extra touch of style. Our tagline says it all: "Ridiculously funny cards for incredibly cool people." Whether it's a birthday, holiday, special occasion, or simply a spontaneous gesture, these cards are perfect for those with a wicked sense of humor.

The inside of each card is intentionally left blank, providing you with the freedom to customize and personalize your message. Add your special touch, whether it's a heartfelt sentiment or a witty punchline, and make the recipient's day unforgettable. Get ready to spread laughter, surprise, and a dash of irreverence with our one-of-a-kind 7x5 greeting cards.

It's Your Birthday... Again? At Least You Don't Have To Worry About Dying Young Anymore... 7x5 Greeting Card

~~$6.75~~ $5.00 Sale

Add To Cart

Okay, Hear Me Out... An Old Fashioned Candy Necklace But With Tums And Ibuprofen. 7x5 Greeting Card

~~$6.75~~ $5.00 Sale

Add To Cart

Happy Drunk, Let's Get Birthday! 7x5 Greeting Card

~~$6.75~~ $5.00 Sale

Add To Cart

We're Going To Be Friends Forever, Until We're Old And Gray. But The Minute You Start Pooping Your Pants, We're Done. 7x5 Greeting Card

~~$6.75~~ $5.00 Sale

Add To Cart

70% Of People Are Stupid. You're Obviously With The Other 40%. 7x5 Greeting Card

~~$6.75~~ $5.00 Sale

Add To Cart

That's Some Next Level Shit... Congrats! 7x5 Greeting Card

~~$6.75~~ $5.00 Sale

Add To Cart

So Stinking Proud Of You! 7x5 Greeting Card

~~$6.75~~ $5.00 Sale

Add To Cart

Fucking Finally... I Mean... Congratulations! 7x5 Greeting Card

~~$6.75~~ $5.00 Sale

Add To Cart

On Sale

In Stock

Gift Registry

The Key To Happiness In Life Is Low Expectations. Lower. Nope. Even Lower. There You Go. 7x5 Greeting Card

Related Items

Recently Viewed Items