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Is Buttcheeks One Word Or Should I Spread Them Apart?  7x5 Greeting Card
Is Buttcheeks One Word Or Should I Spread Them Apart? 7x5 Greeting Card
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Wow...  An Entire Day All About You.  Happy Birthday You Selfish Asshole.  7x5 Greeting Card
Wow... An Entire Day All About You. Happy Birthday You Selfish Asshole. 7x5 Greeting Card
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The Path To Inner Peace Begins With Four Words:  Not My Fucking Problem.  7x5 Greeting Card
The Path To Inner Peace Begins With Four Words: Not My Fucking Problem. 7x5 Greeting Card
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One Day, You're Young And Wild.  The Next Day, You're Jamming Out In The Grocery Store While Choosing Which Denture Adhesive To Buy.  7x5 Greeting Card
One Day, You're Young And Wild. The Next Day, You're Jamming Out In The Grocery Store While Choosing Which Denture Adhesive To Buy. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Once Upon A Time A Cunt Was Born...  And That Cunt Was You.  Happy Birthday.  7x5 Greeting Card
Once Upon A Time A Cunt Was Born... And That Cunt Was You. Happy Birthday. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Let The Record Show I Sent You A Card And Not A Text.  If That's Not Friendship, I Don't Know What Is.  7x5 Greeting Card
Let The Record Show I Sent You A Card And Not A Text. If That's Not Friendship, I Don't Know What Is. 7x5 Greeting Card
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It's Your Birthday...  Again?  At Least You Don't Have To Worry About Dying Young Anymore...  7x5 Greeting Card
It's Your Birthday... Again? At Least You Don't Have To Worry About Dying Young Anymore... 7x5 Greeting Card
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I'm Glad Your Mom Didn't Have A Headache That Night.  Happy Birthday.  7x5 Greeting Card
I'm Glad Your Mom Didn't Have A Headache That Night. Happy Birthday. 7x5 Greeting Card
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I Typed "Bitch" Into My GPS and Guess What? I'm In Your Driveway. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Greeting Cards

Discover a collection of outrageously funny, rude, and offensive greeting cards that you won't find in a typical store. Proudly designed and made in the USA, these unique cards are perfect for incredibly cool people. Each card comes with a self-sealing envelope and is packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve. Whether it's a birthday, holiday, special occasion, or just because, our ridiculously funny cards will leave you in stitches. The inside is left blank, allowing you to add your own special message. Get ready to spread laughter and surprise with these one-of-a-kind greetings!

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I Hate It When People Say You Don't Need Alcohol To Have Fun...  Well, You Don't Need Running Shoes To Run But It Fucking Helps... 7x5 Greeting Card
I Hate It When People Say You Don't Need Alcohol To Have Fun... Well, You Don't Need Running Shoes To Run But It Fucking Helps... 7x5 Greeting Card
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Am I Perfect?  No.  But Am I Striving To Be A Better Person Every Day?  Also No.  7x5 Greeting Card
Am I Perfect? No. But Am I Striving To Be A Better Person Every Day? Also No. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Another Birthday Another Ball Sack Wrinkle.  7x5 Greeting Card
Another Birthday Another Ball Sack Wrinkle. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Another Year Older.  Still A Little Bitch.  7x5 Greeting Card
Another Year Older. Still A Little Bitch. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Don't Let Another Birthday Get You Down.  I Mean, Let's Be Real...  At Your Age, Who The Hell Knows If You'll Get Back Up.  7x5 Greeting Card
Don't Let Another Birthday Get You Down. I Mean, Let's Be Real... At Your Age, Who The Hell Knows If You'll Get Back Up. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Fuck, You're Old.  Happy Birthday Anyways...  7x5 Greeting Card
Fuck, You're Old. Happy Birthday Anyways... 7x5 Greeting Card
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Happy 29th Birthday!  From Your 110 lb Friend.  7x5 Greeting Card
Happy 29th Birthday! From Your 110 lb Friend. 7x5 Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Cunty Mcfucknuggets!  7x5 Greeting Card
Happy Birthday Cunty Mcfucknuggets! 7x5 Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday!  You Fucking Fossil.  7x5 Greeting Card
Happy Birthday! You Fucking Fossil. 7x5 Greeting Card
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I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Butt.  7x5 Greeting Card
I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Butt. 7x5 Greeting Card
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I Know How Much You Hate Birthdays.  At Least You Don't Have Many Left...  7x5 Greeting Card
I Know How Much You Hate Birthdays. At Least You Don't Have Many Left... 7x5 Greeting Card
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I Love You Like A Back-Alley Hooker Loves Crack.  7x5 Greeting Card
I Love You Like A Back-Alley Hooker Loves Crack. 7x5 Greeting Card
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I Love Fucking You.  I Mean...  I Fucking Love You.  7x5 Greeting Card
I Love Fucking You. I Mean... I Fucking Love You. 7x5 Greeting Card
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I Would Have Given You A Funny Card But At Your Age There's A Good Chance You'd Piss Yourself.  7x5 Greeting Card
I Would Have Given You A Funny Card But At Your Age There's A Good Chance You'd Piss Yourself. 7x5 Greeting Card
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I Typed
I Typed "Bitch" Into My GPS and Guess What? I'm In Your Driveway. 7x5 Greeting Card
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I'm Glad Your Mom Didn't Have A Headache That Night.  Happy Birthday.  7x5 Greeting Card
I'm Glad Your Mom Didn't Have A Headache That Night. Happy Birthday. 7x5 Greeting Card
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