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Life Is Better In Flip Flops.  Zipper Tote Bag
Life Is Better In Flip Flops. Zipper Tote Bag
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I Like Big Boats And I Cannot Lie.  Zipper Tote Bag
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Now Watch Me Sip My Chardon NAY NAY.  Zipper Tote Bag
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Tequila, Limes, & Sunshine.  Zipper Tote Bag
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I'd Rather Be A Mermaid.  Zipper Tote Bag
I'd Rather Be A Mermaid. Zipper Tote Bag
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I Like Big Boats And I Cannot Lie.  Zipper Tote Bag
I Like Big Boats And I Cannot Lie. Zipper Tote Bag
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Lake Bum.  Zipper Tote Bag
Lake Bum. Zipper Tote Bag
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What Happens On The Boat, Stays On The Boat.  Zipper Tote Bag
What Happens On The Boat, Stays On The Boat. Zipper Tote Bag
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In Dog Beers I've Only Had One.  Zipper Tote Bag
In Dog Beers I've Only Had One. Zipper Tote Bag
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I Like Big Boats And I Cannot Lie.  Zipper Tote Bag
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 I Like Big Boats And I Cannot Lie. Zipper Tote Bag
I Like Big Boats And I Cannot Lie. Zipper Tote Bag
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Nauti Girl.  Zipper Tote Bag
Nauti Girl. Zipper Tote Bag
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Talk Nauti To Me.  Zipper Tote Bag
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I Give Into Beer Pressure.  Zipper Tote Bag
I Give Into Beer Pressure. Zipper Tote Bag
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Talk Southern To Me.  Zipper Tote Bag
Talk Southern To Me. Zipper Tote Bag
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Cheers Bitches!  Zipper Tote Bag
Cheers Bitches! Zipper Tote Bag
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I Don't Give A Flock.  Zipper Tote Bag
I Don't Give A Flock. Zipper Tote Bag
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Good Girls Go To Heaven.  Bad Girls Go To Vegas.  Zipper Tote Bag
Good Girls Go To Heaven. Bad Girls Go To Vegas. Zipper Tote Bag
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I Work Out.  Just Kidding, I Take Naps.  Zipper Tote Bag
I Work Out. Just Kidding, I Take Naps. Zipper Tote Bag
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Oh, You Want To Know What I'm Training For?  Life, Motherfucker.  Zipper Tote Bag
Oh, You Want To Know What I'm Training For? Life, Motherfucker. Zipper Tote Bag
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I Already Know I'm Going To Hell.  At This Point It's Really Go Big Or Go Home.  Zipper Tote Bag
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Coffee, You're On The Bench.  Alcohol, Suit Up.  Zipper Tote Bag
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I'm Super Lazy Today.  It's Like Normal Lazy But I'm Wearing A Cape.  Zipper Tote Bag
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First I Drink Coffee, Then I Do The Things.  Zipper Tote Bag
First I Drink Coffee, Then I Do The Things. Zipper Tote Bag
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I Run Because I Really Like Beer.  Zipper Tote Bag
I Run Because I Really Like Beer. Zipper Tote Bag
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Abs Are Great But Have You Tried Cupcakes?  Zipper Tote Bag
Abs Are Great But Have You Tried Cupcakes? Zipper Tote Bag
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Boat Hair, Don't Care.  Zipper Tote Bag
Boat Hair, Don't Care. Zipper Tote Bag
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Lake Hair, Don't Care.  Zipper Tote Bag
Lake Hair, Don't Care. Zipper Tote Bag
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Lake Bum.  Zipper Tote Bag
Lake Bum. Zipper Tote Bag
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Havin' A Few In Havasu.  Zipper Tote Bag
Havin' A Few In Havasu. Zipper Tote Bag
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I Run Because I Really Like Wine.  Zipper Tote Bag
I Run Because I Really Like Wine. Zipper Tote Bag
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If You Were A Cookie, You'd Be A Whoreo.  Zipper Tote Bag
If You Were A Cookie, You'd Be A Whoreo. Zipper Tote Bag
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Talk Nauti To Me.  Zipper Tote Bag
Talk Nauti To Me. Zipper Tote Bag
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In Dog Beers I've Only Had One.  Zipper Tote Bag
In Dog Beers I've Only Had One. Zipper Tote Bag
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We Tailgate Harder Than Your Team Plays. Zipper Tote Bag
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You Had Me At Beer.  Zipper Tote Bag
You Had Me At Beer. Zipper Tote Bag
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Happy Camper. Zipper Tote Bag
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I've Confirmed That Staples Does In Fact Sell Staples.  Now Off To Dick's I Go.  Zipper Tote Bag
I've Confirmed That Staples Does In Fact Sell Staples. Now Off To Dick's I Go. Zipper Tote Bag
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I Am Republican, Democrat, Having A Beer.  Zipper Tote Bag
I Am Republican, Democrat, Having A Beer. Zipper Tote Bag
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I Am Republican, Democrat, Having A Cocktail.  Zipper Tote Bag
I Am Republican, Democrat, Having A Cocktail. Zipper Tote Bag
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I Am Republican, Democrat, Having A Glass Of Wine.  Zipper Tote Bag
I Am Republican, Democrat, Having A Glass Of Wine. Zipper Tote Bag
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Hola Beaches.  Zipper Tote Bag
Hola Beaches. Zipper Tote Bag
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Nobody Needs An AR15?  No One Needs A Whiny Little Bitch Either, Yet Here You Are.  Zipper Tote Bag
Nobody Needs An AR15? No One Needs A Whiny Little Bitch Either, Yet Here You Are. Zipper Tote Bag
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Wine Makes Me Happy.  You, Not So Much.  Zipper Tote Bag
Wine Makes Me Happy. You, Not So Much. Zipper Tote Bag
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Beer Makes Me Happy.  You, Not So Much.  Zipper Tote Bag
Beer Makes Me Happy. You, Not So Much. Zipper Tote Bag
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I Don't Spew Profanities.  I Enunciate Them Clearly Like A Fucking Lady.  Zipper Tote Bag
I Don't Spew Profanities. I Enunciate Them Clearly Like A Fucking Lady. Zipper Tote Bag
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Santa's Ho.  Zipper Tote Bag
Santa's Ho. Zipper Tote Bag
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Dear Santa, Yes I Was Naughty, And It Was Worth It You Fat Judgmental Bastard!  Zipper Tote Bag
Dear Santa, Yes I Was Naughty, And It Was Worth It You Fat Judgmental Bastard! Zipper Tote Bag
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No I Haven't Met Mr. Right But I've Met Mr. Rude, Mr. Cocky, & Mr. Cheap.  Zipper Tote Bag
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This Girl Loves The Cowboys.  Zipper Tote Bag
This Girl Loves The Cowboys. Zipper Tote Bag
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It's Not Box Wine.  It's Cardboardeaux.  Zipper Tote Bag
It's Not Box Wine. It's Cardboardeaux. Zipper Tote Bag
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Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Should I Walk By Again?  Zipper Tote Bag
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Should I Walk By Again? Zipper Tote Bag
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Patriots.  Zipper Tote Bag
Patriots. Zipper Tote Bag
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But What If I Can't Find My Big Girl Panties???  Zipper Tote Bag
But What If I Can't Find My Big Girl Panties??? Zipper Tote Bag
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Work Harder.  Millions On Welfare Depend On You!  Zipper Tote Bag
Work Harder. Millions On Welfare Depend On You! Zipper Tote Bag
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Get At Least 8 Hours Of Beauty Sleep.  (9 If You're Ugly)  Zipper Tote Bag
Get At Least 8 Hours Of Beauty Sleep. (9 If You're Ugly) Zipper Tote Bag
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Gun Control Means Using Both Hands.  Zipper Tote Bag
Gun Control Means Using Both Hands. Zipper Tote Bag
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I Want You To Know That Someone Cares.  Not Me, But Someone.  Zipper Tote Bag
I Want You To Know That Someone Cares. Not Me, But Someone. Zipper Tote Bag
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I Hate Being Sexy But Someone Has To Do It.  Zipper Tote Bag
I Hate Being Sexy But Someone Has To Do It. Zipper Tote Bag
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4 Out Of 3 People Struggle With Math.  Zipper Tote Bag
4 Out Of 3 People Struggle With Math. Zipper Tote Bag
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Dyslectics Are Teople Poo!  Zipper Tote Bag
Dyslectics Are Teople Poo! Zipper Tote Bag
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Cowgirl Up!  Zipper Tote Bag
Cowgirl Up! Zipper Tote Bag
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I'm Accountant.  (misspelled)  I'm Good With Math.  Zipper Tote Bag
I'm Accountant. (misspelled) I'm Good With Math. Zipper Tote Bag
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Weekend, I Love You.  Zipper Tote Bag
Weekend, I Love You. Zipper Tote Bag
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Preggers.  Zipper Tote Bag
Preggers. Zipper Tote Bag
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Fuck U.  Zipper Tote Bag
Fuck U. Zipper Tote Bag
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Auto-Correct Has Yet To Figure Out How Often I Swear & How Rarely I Talk About Ducks.  Zipper Tote Bag
Auto-Correct Has Yet To Figure Out How Often I Swear & How Rarely I Talk About Ducks. Zipper Tote Bag
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Celery Is 95% Water And 100% Not Pizza.  Zipper Tote Bag
Celery Is 95% Water And 100% Not Pizza. Zipper Tote Bag
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I Thought They Said Rum.  Zipper Tote Bag
I Thought They Said Rum. Zipper Tote Bag
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Go Jump In The Lake.  Zipper Tote Bag
Go Jump In The Lake. Zipper Tote Bag
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But Did You Die.  Zipper Tote Bag
But Did You Die. Zipper Tote Bag
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Black Rifles Matter.  Zipper Tote Bag
Black Rifles Matter. Zipper Tote Bag
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Drunk Lives Matter.  Zipper Tote Bag
Drunk Lives Matter. Zipper Tote Bag
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Pat McCrotch.  Zipper Tote Bag
Pat McCrotch. Zipper Tote Bag
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Friday.  My Second Favorite F Word.  Zipper Tote Bag
Friday. My Second Favorite F Word. Zipper Tote Bag
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Wifey.  Zipper Tote Bag
Wifey. Zipper Tote Bag
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Some Girls Are Made Of Barley & Hops & A Pair Of Flip Flops.  Zipper Tote Bag
Some Girls Are Made Of Barley & Hops & A Pair Of Flip Flops. Zipper Tote Bag
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Resting Fuck Face.  Zipper Tote Bag
Resting Fuck Face. Zipper Tote Bag
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Resting Ass Face.  Zipper Tote Bag
Resting Ass Face. Zipper Tote Bag
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Resting Bar Face.  Zipper Tote Bag
Resting Bar Face. Zipper Tote Bag
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Resting Bitch Face. Zipper Tote Bag
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I Have Neither The Time Or Crayons To Explain This To You.  Zipper Tote Bag
I Have Neither The Time Or Crayons To Explain This To You. Zipper Tote Bag
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I'm Not Yelling.  I'm German.  Zipper Tote Bag
I'm Not Yelling. I'm German. Zipper Tote Bag
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May Contain Alcohol.  Zipper Tote Bag
May Contain Alcohol. Zipper Tote Bag
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Cinco de Drinko.  Zipper Tote Bag
Cinco de Drinko. Zipper Tote Bag
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Lake It Easy.  Zipper Tote Bag
Lake It Easy. Zipper Tote Bag
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Shut Up Liver You're Fine.  Zipper Tote Bag
Shut Up Liver You're Fine. Zipper Tote Bag
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2 Meters Distance Determines Our Existence.  Zipper Tote Bag
2 Meters Distance Determines Our Existence. Zipper Tote Bag
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